February 2012
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ratsoff:
Iceland Wants To Be Your Friend says:
My horses also want to be your friends.
I want to be Iceland’s horses friends.
What did the toy store sign say?
Don’t feed the animals.
They are already stuffed.
More laughs here
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beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
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Reblog and put a "|" next to your zodiac
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Libra: I | | |
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Showed up to class..
Class Cancelled
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Anonymous asked: I'd like to take you on a date :/
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know